It's no secret that I drive, well, A LOT. At least 2 hours in the car, every single day. I see some crazy things, needless to say. This morning on the way to work I'm just moseying along, about 15 miles above the speed limit, on I-465. I notice in my rearview mirror this lady just flashing her lights and tailgating me to the extreme. I was in the fast lane and I guess doing 70 in a 55 wasn't enough for her. There was a truck in front of me, or honestly, I would have been going faster. What was I supposed to do? Move over so she could speed up for a millisecond and then slam on her breaks again? She continued to flash her lights and make faces at me. Seriously, make faces at me. On the interstate. When I could do nothing about the car in front of me. She finally crossed 2 other lanes of traffic and proceeded to weave around other cars. The fact that I just reacted to her with a smile and a shake of my head and I didn't feel any sort of flame of anger made me realize OH MY GOD, I THINK I MIGHT BE A GROWN UP.

A few moments later I noticed that she'd got behind some other slow moving vehicles as the little truck in front of me and I passed her. That's when I realized that I may be a grown up, but I'm still capable of kiddish pleasure; as we passed by I was totally thinking to myself I LOVE YOUR CRAZY BLUE EYESHADOW.  (and yes, that was sarcasm you detected)

Have a good day, babies. I intend to.